My fellow Americans, I have learned some very unsettling news recently. Our enemy, the enemy of freedom worldwide appears to have gained the ability to come back to life. This of course explains why it is we have been in Afghanistan for close to a decade, with no end in sight. People wonder why a small group of poorly equipped and poorly trained arabs can hold there own against the strongest military force the world has ever known. Well wonder no more. We don’t just have to kill these terrorists once, but apparently multiple times before they actually stay dead.
Fear not Americans, we have the will power (as well as the printing press) which will enable us to stay in the middle east indefinitely fighting these zombie terrorists, the most dangerous kind. You thought they didn’t fear death the first time, you should see them now.
Abu Saeed al-Masri, said to be among the top leadership in the terror group, was killed in fighting in the hotly disputed border between Pakistan and Afghanistan.
It has now been reported that the same member of Al-Qaeda was killed for a second time. This is obviously not possible. Clearly we now have even more proof that the terror war is completely phony and whenever it is politically expedient the CIA and their assorted front groups put out information claiming that they have killed another member of Al-Qaeda even if that same Al-Qaeda member was previously reported as being dead.