Al Qaeda Can Respawn?!?!

My fellow Americans, I have learned some very unsettling news recently. Our enemy, the enemy of freedom worldwide appears to have gained the ability to come back to life. This of course explains why it is we have been in Afghanistan for close to a decade, with no end in sight. People wonder why a small group of poorly equipped and poorly trained arabs can hold there own against the strongest military force the world has ever known. Well wonder no more. We don’t just have to kill these terrorists once, but apparently multiple times before they actually stay dead.

Fear not Americans, we have the will power (as well as the printing press) which will enable us to stay in the middle east indefinitely fighting these zombie terrorists, the most dangerous kind. You thought they didn’t fear death the first time, you should see them now.

From an August 12th 2008 London Telegraph article:

Abu Saeed al-Masri, said to be among the top leadership in the terror group, was killed in fighting in the hotly disputed border between Pakistan and Afghanistan.
“He was believed to be among the top leadership of al-Qa’eda,” the senior security official in Pakistan said.
Al-Masri, which means Egyptian, was the senior most Al Qa’eda operative to have been killed in Pakistan’s tribal belt since the death of his compatriot, Abu Khabab al-Masri, an Al Qa’eda chemical and biological weapons expert, last month.
Al-Qa’eda have yet to confirm the latest death, but did acknowledge the earlier killings.
In a web statement they said Abu Khabab al-Masri and three other commanders had been killed. It did not give details on when or how they were killed, but Pakistani authorities have said they believe al-
Masri died in an American airstrike on a compound near the Afghan border.

From a May 31st 2010 Washington Post article:

Al-Qaeda’s third-ranking operative, an Egyptian who was a founding member of the terrorist network and a key conduit to Osama bin Laden, has been killed in Pakistan, according to a statement Monday from al-Qaeda that U.S. intelligence officials believe is accurate.
A U.S. official said there is “strong reason” to believe that Mustafa Abu al-Yazid, known as Sheik Saeed al-Masri, apparently was killed by a CIA drone strike in Pakistan’s tribal belt within the past two weeks.

It has now been reported that the same member of Al-Qaeda was killed for a second time.  This is obviously not possible.  Clearly we now have even more proof that the terror war is completely phony and whenever it is politically expedient the CIA and their assorted front groups put out information claiming that they have killed another member of Al-Qaeda even if that same Al-Qaeda member was previously reported as being dead.


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